FMR

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Date registered: June 27, 2011

Biography

I am just a rich man trying to make it in a rich man's world. To win your vote I will strongly suggest that you too can become rich with hard work and determination, even though I know that is not the case.

Latest posts

  1. I GOT STOMPED! — February 7, 2013
  2. Obama sunk my battleship! — October 23, 2012
  3. This captures the moment I realized I lost the election — October 17, 2012
  4. I think this 47 percent comment is fading. — October 12, 2012
  5. Clint Talks To Chair — August 31, 2012

Most commented posts

  1. Oh the inhumanity! — 1 comment
  2. Inde-fence-ible — 1 comment
  3. Layoffs are both fun and funny! — 1 comment

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Feb
07

I GOT STOMPED!

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But, but, but Gallup told me ...

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Oct
23

Obama sunk my battleship!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MfkOXQXdUjs#! F Mitt Romney

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Oct
17

This captures the moment I realized I lost the election

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I need a drink now! F. Mitt Romney

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Oct
12

I think this 47 percent comment is fading.

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Not sincerely, F Mitt Romney

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Aug
31

Clint Talks To Chair

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Dear serfs, Only an 82 year old rich white man with crazy hair talking to an empty chair can relate to my voting base.  We had months to plan for the RNC 2012 convention so my campaign staff, who previously aided my successful foreign trip,  and I debated every segment with excruciating detail. Behind the …

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Aug
30

Will be speaking soon!

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Dear peasants, Soon I’ll take the podium and pretend to not use the teleprompter when I speak to the dregs of society in America, some of whom  make less than $1 million/year.  I’ll throw in some insults of Obama and lay out my plans for turning the country around.  Of course, I won’t really focus …

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Jul
15

Marvelous campaign advertisement!

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Dear poor people, Here is my latest ad: There is nothing I would change about this ad — it is awesome.  It shows the extent I will go to make profits — destroying American jobs for cheaper labor in Mexico, India, and China.  Additionally, it demonstrates my tax avoidance (tax evasion has not yet been …

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Jul
15

Bain of my existence, again!

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Dear losers who make less than $100,000/yr and have to do actual work, There has been a spike in concern about my years at Bain Capital.  Understand that I “retired” in February 1999 to rescue the Olympics from catastrophic failure of which the world hasn’t seen until the London 2012 Summer Olympics.  When I left …

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Jul
04

The individual mandate is a tax (today at least — tune in tomorrow)

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Dear poor white trash, Today I have re-imagined my future position on the Obamacare individual mandate.  It is a tax. This seems to contradict what my senior adviser Eric “Etch-a-sketch” Fehrnstrom said just two days ago: But, that was the position then.  This is the position now. The position going forward: stay tuned.  Honestly, I’ve …

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Jun
28

Shake-shake-shake: campaign website etch-a-sketch forthcoming

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Dear serfs, Don’t expect to see this much longer:   Your friend in hating activist judges (except when they save my ass a la Citizens United)  appointed by Republican presidents, F Mitt Romney

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