Category Archive: Uncategorized
Feb
07
Oct
23
Obama sunk my battleship!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MfkOXQXdUjs#! F Mitt Romney
Jan
10
Clarification on my lust to fire people
Unwashed masses, You heard yesterday criticism from all corners of my admission I like to fire people. Let me put this in context — I said the following: I like being able to fire people who provide services to me. You know, if someone doesn’t give me a good service that I need, I want to …
Oct
26
I Romneyed Again
Dear poor folks and future subjects of my reign, From here on I would like my changing stances on issues to be called Romneys. Flip flops are such a pedestrian term just as flip flops are shoes for the poor and/or teenage girls. Because I am neither I would prefer my re-positioning to be given …
Oct
06
Who cares if I’m rich?
Future subjects, There’s been some mindless talk about the fact that I have more money than most of you and your ilk and whether this will be a problem in the election. I really want to discuss my wealth more at some later date, but first will someone tell me where those denominations of …
Sep
09
Big Week For Me
Dear future subjects (even those too poor and/or too stupid to vote for me): I had an awesome week. First I sent out a sharply produced paper detailing my plans for getting the economy moving. I will spare you the time you would spend reading it (because I don’t want to see you moving your …
Aug
19
Solutions that involve the wealthy paying more aren’t solutions!
Dear future subjects, If you haven’t been paying attention, I could not give a shit about you or your problems. Social Security solvency — why don’t you deadbeats get higher paying jobs and live off your tax sheltered retirements or at least the interest income from your millions — I really don’t understand? But, because …
Aug
11
Soylent Green Is Corporations! Corporations!
Corporations are suffering all over this country. Corporations are out of work. Corporations need a break. I’ve talked to many corporations during the campaign trail so far. When you look in corporations’ eyes you see their pain. When you hear corporations tell you about being unemployed, you really want to help them. I think the …
Aug
01
Profiles In Cowardice
Poor people, As you have undoubtedly heard, I finally gave my opinion of the debt ceiling extortion and manufactured crisis for Republicans to get what they couldn’t in normal circumstances. Not surprisingly — if you’ve been following me lately — I mainly came out against the leadership of Obama. A real leader would have done …
