Not sincerely, F Mitt Romney
Category Archive: Tax policy
May
18
My view of the electorate
Dear people without car elevators in their future, My crack digital team has started creating infographics to better describe my positions and views. The first one is below — I think they need to make some adjustments to the circle sizes — it seems the circle for Obama is slightly larger than the circle for …
Mar
13
New Pinterest board: People I Love
Dear peasants, Here is a link to my new Pinterest board: People I Love. The people you love have a lot less money and/or market capitalization. http://pinterest.com/notmittromney/people-i-love/ Yours truly, F Mitt Romney
Mar
12
New Pinterest board — Places I Keep My Money
FYI, http://pinterest.com/notmittromney/places-i-keep-my-money/ F Mitt Romney
Mar
08
My tax plan can’t be scored or (survive serious scrutiny)
Dear future subjects, As I stated recently about my tax plan Frankly, it can’t be scored. It can’t be scored because those details are going to have to be worked out with Congress and we have a wide array of options. But, even so I’ll claim that it provides tax cuts to all (particularly the …
Mar
06
More about my non-slut wife’s claim she doesn’t consider herself wealthy
Dear poor folk, Yesterday, as I noted, my wife stated she We can be poor in spirit, and I don’t even consider myself wealthy, which is an interesting thing Some have noted that her comment was taken out of context. So for clarity, here is the fuller text (from ThinkProgress.org): Well, you know, that’s so …
Feb
25
Hellooooo. Helloooo.
Dear poor people, I’m trying to get used again to the sound of hearing myself speak without the echo. There are several reasons I spoke to a not-quite-capacity stadium: I wanted to illustrate the opportunity for growth in my campaign The emptiness represents my core convictions My campaign staff is filled with morons I wanted …
Feb
25
Morality doesn’t apply to me for Pete’s sake!
Dear serfs, January my campaign raised $6.5 million and spent almost $19 million. Previously I stated: We have a moral responsibility not to spend more than we take in. Some people would suggest I’m being financially reckless and the only solution in cases such as these where expenses exceed revenue, i.e. deficits, is to …
