Dear peasants, Soon I’ll take the podium and pretend to not use the teleprompter when I speak to the dregs of society in America, some of whom make less than $1 million/year. I’ll throw in some insults of Obama and lay out my plans for turning the country around. Of course, I won’t really focus …
Category Archive: Unemployment
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Jun
27
My Powerpoint Didn’t Work!
Dear peasants, Unfortunately, last Thursday the Washington Post did an expose describing my years at Bain Capital and offered we “owned companies that were pioneers in the practice of shipping work from the United States to overseas call centers and factories making computer components” Now, unfortunately this can not stand. Not because it’s a mischaracterization, …
Mar
29
Layoffs are fun and funny (continued)
Dear peasants, Yesterday, I mentioned this hilarious story. Today I wanted to let you hear my comments, because sometimes the humor is lost in the transcripts. LMFAO (laughing my freaky awkwardness obvious), F Mitt Romney
Mar
28
Layoffs are both fun and funny!
Dear people who won’t have car elevators in their future homes, Today I told the amusing story I’m sure Wisconsin voters (really all voters) will love. One of most humorous I think relates to my father. You may remember my father, George Romney, was president of an automobile company called American Motors … They had …
