Dear poor white trash, Today I have re-imagined my future position on the Obamacare individual mandate. It is a tax. This seems to contradict what my senior adviser Eric “Etch-a-sketch” Fehrnstrom said just two days ago: But, that was the position then. This is the position now. The position going forward: stay tuned. Honestly, I’ve …
Category Archive: Healthcare Reform
Jun
28
Shake-shake-shake: campaign website etch-a-sketch forthcoming
Dear serfs, Don’t expect to see this much longer: Your friend in hating activist judges (except when they save my ass a la Citizens United) appointed by Republican presidents, F Mitt Romney
Jun
28
Obamacare will cause impotence!
Dear poor people, Today the Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act or as we derisively call it, Obamacare, because by labeling it as such, people know that Barack Hussein Obama, whom they’ve been told to hate for unclear reasons, is behind it. Some clarifications are in order: Obamacare and its individual mandate was …
