Dear poor white trash,
Today I have re-imagined my future position on the Obamacare individual mandate. It is a tax.
This seems to contradict what my senior adviser Eric “Etch-a-sketch” Fehrnstrom said just two days ago:
But, that was the position then. This is the position now. The position going forward: stay tuned. Honestly, I’ve had so many of these, shall I say “re-adjustments” to my core beliefs and policies I feel doing so doesn’t even cause much of a stir. In this case, I’m doing it to serve dual purposes: to align my policy with my masters and to divert attention from my offshore accounts (because that doesn’t seem so patriotic, does it?).
F Mitt Romney