Dear poor people,
Here is my latest ad:
There is nothing I would change about this ad — it is awesome. It shows the extent I will go to make profits — destroying American jobs for cheaper labor in Mexico, India, and China. Additionally, it demonstrates my tax avoidance (tax evasion has not yet been proven) schemes further illustrating my brilliance and protecting my wealth so I can provide an even greater inheritance to my sons, even though I provided one with the uber-douchey name Tagg.
Wait, some people are saying this is Obama’s ad and it is critical of me.
Does not compute.
F Mitt Romney