Dear poor people, Today the Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Care Act or as we derisively call it, Obamacare, because by labeling it as such, people know that Barack Hussein Obama, whom they’ve been told to hate for unclear reasons, is behind it. Some clarifications are in order: Obamacare and its individual mandate was …
Tag Archive: liketofirepeople
Jun
27
My Powerpoint Didn’t Work!
Dear peasants, Unfortunately, last Thursday the Washington Post did an expose describing my years at Bain Capital and offered we “owned companies that were pioneers in the practice of shipping work from the United States to overseas call centers and factories making computer components” Now, unfortunately this can not stand. Not because it’s a mischaracterization, …
May
22
I AM A UNICORN!
Dear poor people, Some have taken offense that my Arizona co-chair, (no not the former co-chair, the homosexual sheriff who threatened to deport his boyfriend if he spoke of their relationship, allegedly), Ken Bennett, the AZ Secretary of State is investigating Barack Obama’s birth certificate. They are requesting Bennett look into whether I am a unicorn with …
Mar
29
Layoffs are fun and funny (continued)
Dear peasants, Yesterday, I mentioned this hilarious story. Today I wanted to let you hear my comments, because sometimes the humor is lost in the transcripts. LMFAO (laughing my freaky awkwardness obvious), F Mitt Romney
Mar
28
Layoffs are both fun and funny!
Dear people who won’t have car elevators in their future homes, Today I told the amusing story I’m sure Wisconsin voters (really all voters) will love. One of most humorous I think relates to my father. You may remember my father, George Romney, was president of an automobile company called American Motors … They had …
Jan
10
Clarification on my lust to fire people
Unwashed masses, You heard yesterday criticism from all corners of my admission I like to fire people. Let me put this in context — I said the following: I like being able to fire people who provide services to me. You know, if someone doesn’t give me a good service that I need, I want to …
