Dear losers who make less than $100,000/yr and have to do actual work, There has been a spike in concern about my years at Bain Capital. Understand that I “retired” in February 1999 to rescue the Olympics from catastrophic failure of which the world hasn’t seen until the London 2012 Summer Olympics. When I left …
Tag Archive: outoftouch
May
22
I AM A UNICORN!
Dear poor people, Some have taken offense that my Arizona co-chair, (no not the former co-chair, the homosexual sheriff who threatened to deport his boyfriend if he spoke of their relationship, allegedly), Ken Bennett, the AZ Secretary of State is investigating Barack Obama’s birth certificate. They are requesting Bennett look into whether I am a unicorn with …
Feb
25
Hellooooo. Helloooo.
Dear poor people, I’m trying to get used again to the sound of hearing myself speak without the echo. There are several reasons I spoke to a not-quite-capacity stadium: I wanted to illustrate the opportunity for growth in my campaign The emptiness represents my core convictions My campaign staff is filled with morons I wanted …
Feb
01
Was I supposed to pretend to care about very poor people?
Dear PWT, Earlier today I said I’m in this race because I care about Americans. I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there. If it needs repair, I’ll fix it Apparently, some have questioned why I said this so I’ll explain. When I said I’m not concerned about the very …
