Dear peasants, Earlier today today my lovely wife, who isn’t a slut, said the following: We can be poor in spirit, and I don’t even consider myself wealthy, which is an interesting thing. It can be here today and gone tomorrow. Two points to note — first, she may not think she’s wealthy, but she …
Tag Archive: therichhavesufferedenough
Oct
05
In case you forgot — It’s all about ME
Yesterday in Florida Tuesday, I said the demonstrations were “dangerous” and “class warfare.” When ABC’s Emily Friedman asked me today about the protests I responded: “I’m just trying to get myself to occupy the White House.” I try not to be to blatant about it, poor people, but let me be honest — I don’t …
Sep
09
Big Week For Me
Dear future subjects (even those too poor and/or too stupid to vote for me): I had an awesome week. First I sent out a sharply produced paper detailing my plans for getting the economy moving. I will spare you the time you would spend reading it (because I don’t want to see you moving your …
Aug
19
Solutions that involve the wealthy paying more aren’t solutions!
Dear future subjects, If you haven’t been paying attention, I could not give a shit about you or your problems. Social Security solvency — why don’t you deadbeats get higher paying jobs and live off your tax sheltered retirements or at least the interest income from your millions — I really don’t understand? But, because …
Aug
11
Soylent Green Is Corporations! Corporations!
Corporations are suffering all over this country. Corporations are out of work. Corporations need a break. I’ve talked to many corporations during the campaign trail so far. When you look in corporations’ eyes you see their pain. When you hear corporations tell you about being unemployed, you really want to help them. I think the …
Jul
15
Just A Font Problem
Dear future subjects, Let me educate you on the debt limit crisis since I am staying away from public comments. The deficits the U.S. Government runs each year is defined by a simple equation: Deficit = Spending – Revenue Now, that equation is perhaps a bit confusing for many of you uneducated, poor (I define …
Jul
14
Don’t Hate the Player — Hate The Game
Future subjects, It has come to my attention that there are some out there who do not wish for me to get elected. They have gone to the trouble of documenting how I made myself a business success and noteworthy “job creator” by slashing and burning others. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0711/58952.html I doubt this will pose …
Jul
13
My Debt Ceiling Position — TBD
Dear future subjects, You may be aware that I have been noticeably absent from those commenting on the debt ceiling crisis enveloping Washington, D.C. You see, I’m being courageous, by withholding my opinion until a final deal is reached (or not) at which point I’ll severely criticize President Obama for failure to submit to the …
